Accio.Alice

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

(via whatifihad)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via unisex-unicorns)